What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How do you arrest a pig?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is the coolest country?
How do locomotives know where to go?