What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What are you studying in math?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?