How do you get to Tooth Island?
The Tooth ferry!
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How do billboards talk?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
OK, that's enough fish puns.