How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Which insect makes the best father?
What insect runs away from everything?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?