What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do naked fish play with?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?