Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What animal knows kung fu?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?