What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which animal is the most religious?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?