Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which elf is the best singer?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Which cats love to be petted?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do nosey peppers do?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?