Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why is summer always sad?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why is a doctor always calm?