What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?