What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do plants hate algebra?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?