What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
Who are Frosty's parents?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is the strongest animal?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What fairy loves to count?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?