Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
What tree has the most bark?
How do hurricanes see?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Which family member has tusks?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do billboards talk?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?