Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Which subject has two parts?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
The museum curator needed a break.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What is the most adorable season?
What is the emptiest holiday?