Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where do termites go camping?