Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?