What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Mars® bars.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?