My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?