My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?