Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
It's cheaper than flying to the tropics.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do cows go to New York?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?