Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
It's cheaper than flying to the tropics.
Which animal will never go bald?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do fish do at parades?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do cows say when you milk them?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?