Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What's the politest month?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is the strongest animal?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?