Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?