What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which president loved to take baths?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?