When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What animal has the most fun?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which family member is always relieved?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?