When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do math teachers eat?
Which bug is related to you?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why do rhinos charge?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What table can you never sit at?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?