Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Things were getting heated.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?