What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
He'd have a license to dill.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?