What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
He'd have a license to dill.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What bird is losing its hair?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?