What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?