What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?