What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What was the first animal in space?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?