Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Which animal will never go bald?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the salad say to its dad?