Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do you organize a space party?
Why is the beach so confident?
What horn never makes a sound?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?