Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
It always had the best lynx.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where do actors go to pray?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?