What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?