What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What says: oom oom oom?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
How does a penguin build its house?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?