What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
Where do termites go camping?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?