What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's the noisiest food?
What instrument did the door play in the band?