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It takes a while to rise.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why are trees always so positive?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?