Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
Why don't fish play basketball?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's the loudest sport?