What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did one firefly say to the other?