What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?