Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did autumn say to summer?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's the friendliest national park?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?