What's a Christian's favorite sport?
La-cross.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why are trees always so positive?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's the friendliest national park?
When should you start writing a book?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?