What's a Christian's favorite sport?
La-cross.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What shape is bad at driving?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a smelly horse?