Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
He heard they had a pool table.
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's the scariest letter?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?