Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
He heard they had a pool table.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
How do fleas travel?
Which president loved to take baths?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?