Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Their guardian angelfish.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do elves learn in school?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why are goats so funny?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?