Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Their guardian angelfish.
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of car does a chicken have?