What type of barrel breaks easily?
A Cracker Barrel™.
Why are grandkids so great?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How do horses navigate at night?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why was the spider so smart?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?