What type of barrel breaks easily?
A Cracker Barrel™.
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What sport do horses love to play?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?