Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
They're usually 90 degrees.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?