What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?