What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do elves learn in school?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What season begins with a thud?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?