Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do you make antifreeze?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?