Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
When do mice play every day?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is the color of the wind?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?