Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How long will dinner be?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why are English teachers so smart?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?