Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?