What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?