What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
It rolled with it.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?