Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Do dads always snore?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What are you studying in math?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What kind of money do fishermen make?