What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
It's allergy season again?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?