Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's the holiest insect?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?