What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?