What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What do you call a vacation at home?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the salad say to its dad?