What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?