Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do hamsters come from?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?