What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which famous author is also a ruler?