What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What musical instrument is the best typist?