What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Hairmony.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why are maps such great therapists?