What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Fanta-smic.
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?