What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I'm fall-ing for you.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?