Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?