Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Are baby skunks cute?